Repair. So there "Angela" sings such malicious voices.
Repair. So there "Angela" sings such malicious voices.
Represent, it has decayed! Costs absolutely silently and does not submit
Any signs of a life. Disgusting, vile, harmful zhelezjaka! And
Only the starter floutingly buzzes, and the accumulator - villages sneezes,
So.
Everything, have arrived.
If you have a car, this text for you. Because
The such can occur to everyone. We bring to your attention
The review of technical centres of Moscow which is carrying out urgent tehpomoshch on
To road.
Silent insanity.
My gentle and usually such tender gelding (Mercedes Benz 250,
1984 of a birth) began to grow dim, die away somehow and if it is possible
So to be expressed, tihnut. In a literal sense.
The control panel usually brightly burning in darkness (and was nearby
O'clock in the morning), gradually grew dull, so arrows and figures of devices
All became less distinguishable. To hoot the car has ceased. But while
Still moved. Though already and not so quickly.
In a head the vague guess has flashed what to go it is necessary without
Stops, differently the gelding will rise. Also will not move any more never.
The presentiment has not deceived.
Any time carried with traffic lights. And I conducted it without
Stops.
But at turn from the Garden ring on the World prospectus it was necessary
To stop. And the gelding has really risen. And has risen tightly.
At all not submitting life signs.
Kovyrjanie in a cowl of appreciable success has not brought. Besides
The accumulator somehow strange conducted itself.
I have got a mobile phone and have dialled number of the
The car mechanician.
Domestic uncle Sasha who has usually reanimated my gelding,
By the evening already in an insole it is drunk. So at home.
Terribly using foul language, it nevertheless has expressed readiness not only
To change candles, but also to take down to that mother я я п п п п vя and in general
Everything, that inadvertently will get under a hand. And to revive mine
The unit.
In general, next morning anybody also will not guess, that in the car once
Was я я п п п п vя .
Only paternal to it has not pleased я я п п п п vя ? And Garden
Ring he for some reason named Small Arnautsky.
It seems to it, that I have decayed in this street after
The third traffic light and the fourth turn under the right lantern. It
Painfully this lantern tried to achieve from me, what under the bill
Will be. Naturally, that is better and faster me to find.
The decayed "Mercedes", the drunk mechanic and the hysteric woman in a status
Semifaint. Group of madwomen.
For one gelding it too much. It is necessary to call tehpomoshch.
poedemte in numbers.
Autoclub - here that most of all now is necessary for me. Because
The autoclub is first of all urgent tehpomoshch on road. Otherwise
For what in general autoclubs are necessary?
Who to me told about autoclub, which almost in
Full structure comes literally to the place of the compelled parking
The unfortunate motorist?
I call to the friend. Having explained to me in passing, that do all
Normal girls at o'clock in the morning, the young man all the same rummages in
The telephone directory. I receive phone of Automobile club
Russia (it is necessary, all country).
I call and is proud I inform the girl-dispatcher that I am
The owner of decayed "Mercedes" of the extreme sizes and
Weights. Which costs in the middle of the Garden ring and does not submit
Life signs.
The magic word "Mercedes", probably, makes impression.
And me suggest to buy a card the VIP for $1100. Kakovye
"Green" together with a card, certainly, will allow me during
The whole year to use the closed sport club with a sauna and
The training apparatus, six days free of charge to live in hotel "п п п п п я " between
Underground "п п п п " and "Alekseevsky" and more to have an insurance policy
Civil liability for the sum one thousand American
Dollars. In a sauna and in hotel I can take with myself the friend.
Certainly, numbers and the sauna with a training apparatus and friend is just
That now is necessary for me most of all.
- And tehpomoshch? - Considerably being nervous, I ask.
- Certainly. Tehpomoshch on road and evakuator to members of club
Free of charge, - the unctuous voice is heard in the answer.
Free tehpomoshch for a piece with superfluous dollars me not
Arranges.
- There are no at me with themselves now thousand hundred dollars, - is silent
I admit. - did not know, that I will decay. Here also it was not reserved.
I simply feel, how it there is charming smiles in a tube.
Vorkovanie proceeds.
It appears, it is possible to buy still card Elit for $390. In it
The hotel is cut down. But a sauna with the friend and all other same, as on
To card the VIP.
Or Platinum for $230. Here a civil liability
It is cut down twice - to $500. And all services free of charge, but only
Three times a year. But all other times with discounts.
The god with them, with discounts. I am ready to turn for a year and in
Elit, and in Platinum. If only there was a person, which
Has forced my gelding to go again.
Probably, my psychosis has engendered in a shower of the interlocutor vague and
Disturbing suspicions. So she has considered it necessary confidentially
To inform:
- If you appear in a state of intoxication, the driver of club
Will drive away your car together with you where you will order...
Immediately to give me these blessings! And the main thing - the driver,
Which will get me with the gelding home!
And besides there are no problems. It is literally tomorrow since morning (they work
From 10 o'clock) it is possible to approach in office on the Yaroslavl street and to buy
Any of the described memberships. The card starts to operate through
Five days after the introduction into club (that is after purchase). But
If I buy the VIP for "piece" a card by way of exception it is possible
Will immediately make active - but all the same tomorrow.
In general, the sauna with the friend and training apparatus has not taken place.
Red "Angela".
It is possible to throw and go, of course, this decayed monster to sleep.
But next day all the same it is necessary to do something with it.
And then - I cannot throw it here. Are in the middle expensive.
One.
Has by flown by red "Angela". Probably, has gone someone to gain.
To me the such.
Dispetchersha "Angela" at all viajpishno, and very much even
Has democratically rapped out: everyone can become a member of club for $300.
At desire - together. If necessary - for $350 on two cars.
Urgent tehpomoshch on road round the clock without restrictions.
Sport clubs are not present. Saunas are not present. Details at own expense. Evakuator -
How much you want, but it is no more once a day. Drivers of club
Drunk clients on houses carry only on evakuatore. A card
Can immediately bring. It will take effect in a week.
Nightmare.
I promise, that is equal in seven days necessarily I will become
The present member of club red "Angela".
Only send tehpomoshch.
- Now for money, - it cuts a plain truth, - the Call and the first
Business hour of 440 roubles. Further - on circumstances. In an hour
Will arrive.
They have arrived much earlier. On red "Field" two vigorous
The good fellow in red overalls. Sober and the extremely surprised, that
I am not drunk.
- And to us the dispatcher has told, that you of that... it is polite brjaknul one
From them.
I have thought, that in these autoclubs concerning the chronic
Drunkennesses any anxious all simply. And they were accepted vigorously
To assort I wash the car.
In a second high-voltage wires and я я п п п п vя laid in
To pool on asphalt, and candles have been turned out.
I knew well, that я я п п п п vя to touch it is impossible. Because it
It is screwed not simply so, and under special corner any there
Ignitions. And for this corner uncle Sasha takes 250 thousand "old".
- Be not anxious, the madam, - one of angels has told. - I there
zametochku has made.
He has decided, that it me has calmed.
However, all the same it has already unscrewed it...
In the "angelic" car music played. The rare were by carried by
Night avto. Any iron bandura, to which roared for
Additional charges have been connected my accumulator... In general, I have fallen asleep.
Though it also can seem to someone strange. But all the same it
It was better, than silently to go mad, beholding as assort on
Components your car.
When I have opened eyes, the number of characters round me has doubled.
Cars with "Angela" inscription was two. Mechanics in red overalls
- Four.
And one of them in my gelding cut something disgustingly
Squealing power saw. That is, when I have woken up, have already cut.
As hum has suddenly stopped.
It was straightened and has seen, that I have regained consciousness. Having shown to me any
The iron piece reminding the small oval
The dynku-collective farmer, "angel" has uttered:
- There, absolutely the generator has died...
Also has thrown this most iron melon on road.
Home I have reached on the accumulator. Accompanied by two
"Angels".
For a call from me took, as well as it was promised, 440 roubles. Two
Packings of candles on 4 pieces - 200 roubles. (Precisely same packing
In normal shop there are 65 roubles. But they it is fair
Two candles have put in a pocket of my beige suede jacket,
Out of work.) the new accumulator kindly given
Mechanics because I "was barked" definitively, has managed in
500 roubles. An escort from two red "Fields" - still in 400. On one hundred on
Nose each "angel". In smaller structure to accompany me they
Have refused.
Night has managed to me as a result in one and a half thousand roubles "new".
"I will equate a feather to a bayonet".
Morning I met with phone.
Whether uncle Sasha has taken offence, whether reanimate the gelding it could not
Physically. It was necessary to search evakuator to carry the unit in
Car-care centre.
To go once again on one more new accumulator, let even in
Support of "Angels", to me it was obvious not on forces. And not on
To means.
As evakuatorov in Moscow as it has appeared, figova
Cloud. And all of them to deliver ready I to wash the car anywhere. That is
Where I will tell. And everywhere the transportation price read off scale for 500 roubles.
And if I had I 250th gelding who weighs
More than two tons, and at least 190th, quoted, as any
The foreign car-legkovushka, I could save roubles 100-200.
But all have equated my jalopy to a jeep. As a feather to a bayonet. So
That evakuator for it it turned out more expensively. And it at the best.
Some in general refused to transport it. Referring that
He, being the automatic machine, demands full loading. And on their platform
Simply will not go in.
There, where to carry agreed, took who 600 roubles, who 650. Well
And "Angela" darling was ready to satisfy me and at all for 757
Roubles. And irrespective of duration of action.
Practically all meticulously asked, whether turn at the car
Wheels. I was angry, shouted in a tube, that wheels at this heap
Metal turn. And in general he only still ran yesterday as
The newcomer - any time...
As a result of my express interrogation it was found out, that it is most less
- Only 505 roubles - a beret for evakuator tehpomoshch 1st
Autocombine.
Cost of towage of the car across Moscow.
*1* - the technical centre Name
*2* - Phone
*3* - the Operating time
*4* - Cost evakuatora for Mercedes 190
*5* - Cost evakuatora for Mercedes 250
1---------------------2--------3---------------------------------4-----------------------------5-------
CanBear-Hyundai 473-4555 round the clock, daily descent-lifting 100 rbl.,
1 km - 10 rbl. descent-lifting 300 rbl., 1 km - 10 rbl.
"Autolife" 188-6501 daily, 8 500 rbl. to transport have refused
"Alpha-rinako" 936-2555 round the clock, daily 520 rbl. 650 rbl.
"Angela NSA" 905-1101 round the clock, daily 662 rbl. 757 rbl.
The "Warsaw" 388-2266 Monday-Friday,
9 descent-lifting 120 rbl.,
1 km - 6 rbl.
"Diplomat-car-care centre" 249-9197 daily, 8,
15, 20 descent-lifting 60 rbl.,
1 km - 15 rbl.
INZH 941-1032 round the clock, daily 600 rbl. 720 rbl.
Combine tehpomoshchi and
The garage
Service 310-2101 round the clock, daily 600 rbl. 600 rbl.
The technical help
1st
Autocombine 261-0112 round the clock, daily 505 rbl. 505 rbl.
Transportation
The emergency
Cars 273-5587 Monday-Friday,
10 170 rbl. - giving evakuatora,
170 rbl. - descent-lifting,
170 rbl. - 1 hour across Moscow to transport have refused
The gentle dealer.
Here it is necessary to make one reservation.
I repaired the gelding not first time. Therefore it is in advance exact
Knew, where it I will carry on resuscitation. And as precisely knew, where
It I will not carry.
Any time back, till this tragical night, being
The automobile owner young and in something strongly naive, I have addressed to
To one of so-called official dealers deeply me
Dear concern Daimler Benz.
Our contact for me has not passed not noticed.
I needed to change high-voltage wires.
The dealer of "Mercedes" as the liking man, undresses quickly, it is gentle and,
The main thing, imperceptibly.
More shortly, replacement of high-voltage wires for mine
The six-cylinder engine (the complete set from six wires plus
Central and seven tips) cost 1000 DM without
Jobs - on DM120 for each tip, the rest for a hank
Wires. That is about $600.
And tips stood out separately. And separately - the motor-check
Native dajmlerovskogo wires. In other words, that
High-voltage wires to change, it was necessary to measure all at first,
And then a wire pootkusyvat, having divided into pieces of the necessary length in
Conformity with the sizes of interiors of the car.
I admit, then, now I in the car of nothing
I bite off.
Then I have bought in shop normal "mersovskie" wires with
Correct metal tips for hundred dollars. All there
It has been already attached, and any pieces to bite it was not necessary.
Job to me has managed too in stolnik, the truth, already "wooden".
Joseph-mechanic.
Car-care centre on Mytnoj - the continuous Near East. Hasan, Joseph,
Couple Ali-Ahmetov and more heels of characters with the same names.
More shortly, Syrians-Christians.
Main on interiors, Joseph, has confirmed, that the generator
It is necessary to change, - $500 without job. Has in passing found out the agonal
Carburettor status ($1500 without job) and a similar status
Back shock-absorbers (on $150 without job).
If I am ready to wait two weeks from Syria will bring all
Much more cheaply. So together with job to me it will manage in
"Piece".
Than these are good little bit black people ridiculously speaking
In Russian, so it is completely not local mentality.
It can be left the car absolutely fearlessly. Not thinking
Every minute throughout all two weeks, that that's it
Now from your distressful car remove the last
Good details. To them simply does not come to mind, that so it is possible
To arrive.
Maximum, that comes to to them mind, is to trade
Doubtful gold. But it is lovely and unostentatious: you do not want - not
Buy. Nobody will take offence.
I took a time-out for days. Also has reflected.
Perhaps, easier to change the car?
But on what?
What in service will cost more cheaply?
In the people the myth wanders: the most expensive in service - cars
Volvo. And then goes Mercedes. And suddenly it not so? It is necessary
To check up.
I have at random made the list of 35 cars of various stamps and
Models. Has thought up a set of new details which will need to be found
For one day, having rung round no more than five dealers. Has mobilised
Friends, soglasivshihsja to me, unfortunate to help. And we became
To call. To search it was necessary only new "native" details. And
What are already brought to Moscow, that is are available in a warehouse, and
Are not delivered to order. If after five calls the necessary detail
Was not, in the corresponding column the crossed out section was put.
Result was the table which we here and result.
Having made it, we have found out, that all at me not so is bad. Is
Machines which also will be more expensive. And at the same time have dispelled a myth (on
To extreme measure, for itself), that Volvo the most expensive car.
Actually most expensively there are details for Japanese cars.
For sedan Lexus LS400, for example, the windshield costs $650. Even
At Ford Expedition in the size almost about a tram it is cheaper - $600.
In general, from jeeps it has appeared the cheapest Chevrolet Blazer. At
It even the windshield costs $250. More cheaply only at sedans
Ford Taurus and Ford Escort - accordingly $151 and $170. More shortly,
Americans.
German cars somewhere in the middle. And cost of details for
Them, judging by what managed to be found, differs not
Catastrophically. Back shock-absorbers for Audi 80 - $63, for Audi
100 - $79, for Volkswagen Golf - $65, for Passat - even $62, for
BMW 3 - $87.
The exception, certainly, makes BMW 7. For this car
Back shock-absorbers will manage in the whole status - $540. But
Will be original, "native", any special design.
More shortly, BMW it BMW. And thanks God, my gelding is cheaper. My back
Shock-absorbers only $300 stand. Is to that to rejoice.
Besides these details at least to find it is possible.
And for Japanese cars them also you will not find.
From the set seventeen names for Nissan Patrol we
Could find only two - the right headlight for $250 and a back lantern for
$260.
In general to whom it is now easy?
I have accepted Joseph's offer. And in 15 days of the visor
The gelding almost brand new. With the new generator, new
Shock-absorbers and the new carburettor.
IRINA LAVRENTEVA.
In drawing up of the table of spare parts took part Oleg
Careful, Marina Klimuk, Igor Sokolovsky.
The prices for new original spare parts at official dealers with
Warehouse in Moscow ($).
*1* - Mark of the car
*2* - the Generator
*3* - the Shock-absorber of a back suspension bracket
*4* - the Shock-absorber of a forward suspension bracket
*5* - the Disk brake
*6* - the Pump fuel
*7* - the Headlight left
*8* - the Filter oil
*9* - Kolodki brake back
*10* - the Filter air-cleaning
*11* - the Filter of thin clearing of fuel
*12* - Kolodki brake lobbies
*13* - the Starter
*14* - the Headlight right
*15* - a coupling Disk
*16* - Glass front
*17* - the Cowl
*18* - the Lantern back
1---------------------2-----3-----4-----5-------6-----7---8---9-----10 - 11 - 12---13---14---15---16---17---18---
Audi 80 - 63 74 30 167 - 7 - 12 16 - - - 156 - - -
Audi 100 - 79 112 67 178 137 6 - - - - - 137 177 - 460 -
BMW 3 - 87 146 50 288 - 13 - - 23 - - - 155 - - -
BMW 5 - - 147 - 288 - 7 - 21 19 - - - 162 - - -
BMW 7 - 540 630 - - 360 - - 18 - - - - - - - 198
п hevrolet Blazer - 60 60 177 200 90 12 50 25 30 60 - - - 250 - -
Daewoo Espero - - 50 - - - 4 25 - 10 28 - 93 53 151 - 33
Ford Escort - - 60 - - - 9 - - - 60 - - - 170 - -
Ford Expedition - 80 80 115 - - 12 100 30 23 85 - - - 600 - -
Ford Explorer - 60 60 - - - 12 50 26 30 65 - - - 390 - -
Ford Taurus 320 110 100 80 140 196 7 50 12 20 50 238 120 - 400 - -
Jeep Cherokee - 60 60 - - - 12 50 25 - - - - - - - -
Jeep Grand Cherokee - 60 60 90 380 120 12 70 40 20 61 225 120 - - 400 -
Honda Accord - - - 160 125 120 18 120 36 50 180 - 289 225 - 550 194
Honda Civic - - - 116 - - 18 120 45 66 145 - 229 194 537 514 128
Honda CR-V - - - - - 380 18 120 54 33 190 - - - - 530 140
Kia Sportage - - - - - - 10 63 - 25 60 325 115 85 300 254 69
Lexus LS400 - - - - - - 20 130 40 35 130 - - - 650 - -
Lincoln Navigator - 80 80 - - - 12 100 30 23 86 - - - 600 - -
Mazda 323 550 120 130 - - 300 11 60 20 30 75 - - 150 300 - -
Mazda 626 - 130 140 60 - 400 11 90 25 35 90 - - 160 300 - 195
Mercedes Benz 190 - - 191 37 - 236 8 43 17 35 68 - - 133 268 - 137
Mercedes Benz S-klass 500 300 215 100 - - 10 110 - 25 80 - 150 - - - 110
Mitsubishi Pajero - 80 - - - - - 48 - - - - - 130 350 290 -
Mitsubishi Galant - 100 - - - 120 8 40 - - 45 - - 70 - 250 -
Nissan Maxima - - - - - - 7 - 10 25 55 - - - - - -
Nissan Patrol - - - - - - - - - - - - 250 - - - 260
Nissan Primera - 115 115 - - 120 8 - 30 25 55 - - 80 - 270 -
Toyota Carina - 130 139 - - 154 - 40 - - - - 154 - 400 320 110
Toyota Land Cruiser - 60 60 - - - 7 - 15 - 65 - - - 510 - -
Toyota RAV-4 - - - - - 74 - - - - 100 - 74 - - - -
Volkswagen Golf - 65 77 114 - - 9 43 - 16 40 - - - - - 87
Volkswagen Passat - 62 88 114 - 119 9 43 15 30 60 - 119 - - 225 -
Volvo 440 408 88 102 - - 266 7 - 24 38 44 - - - 294 - 172
Volvo 740 - 93 - 100 161 - 11 - 20 24 - - - 130 - - -
The crossed out section - is not present data.
Irina Lavrenteva.
//* an information Source: the Profile, 10.08.98
//* Reg. Nom. - 1080800311.41-------------------------------------------
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